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  • We all need a pub to relax and wind down after work and be able to shoot the shit about whatever the hell we want - whether it's which co-worker is about to overdose on the boss's dingleberry dust or who's dipping the pen in the company ink. And this is a great place for it. Food is pretty decent and definitely several tiers above standard bar food. They always have different beer to choose from than the week before and once in a while there are promotions. Once I got a free pint glass with a brewery logo on it and a bunch of stickers of various beer brands which were all NSABS (not safe as bumper stickers). I always feel at home here - service is always good and people are cool. That is, the clientele and people working there are cool. Once, I must confess, I brought a friend who should have been left back in his mom's basement in hindsight. Yeah. You know. We all have that friend. The one you can't take anywhere. And it cracks me up that on the list of beers for the week, Flanny's always has the one choice with the least alcohol content from the Anheuser-Busch brewery - the beer of kings. And that is what said friend pre-loads on before we go anywhere so that the night is "cheaper". Well this time around he decided to go for the higher alcohol percent - 10 percent. Whoa. Shoulda stopped him. Next thing you know he's seeing Dungeons AND Dragons as well as black helicopters and false flag terrorists in every pot under everyone's bed. Then when we were ready to leave for the night he lost his mind over the fact that the waiter gave us pink pens to sign our credit card receipts. He decided that the fact that the pens were PINK was some sort of coded message from the waiter that he suspected us all of being part of the LGBTOMGWTFRU community. I had to convince him that they were pink not because the waiter thought we were fifty shades of gay (not that there would be anything WRONG with that of course) but rather maybe those were the ONLY freaking pens they had - it's not like they had a box of 64 different colors (like we had crayons in kindergarten) and they specifically picked out pink. I told him if he were that insecure about his masculinity he should just buy a muscle car or monster truck and that would well make up for perceived lack of length, girth, radius, circumference, or whatever other dimension was getting him down. So yeah. This place is not really for EVERYONE. Take those folks who won't drink anything they can't pronounce to the Sand Bar instead.
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