Yelp confession. I have a criminal record. Disturbing the peace- noise (party with a live band at my house). I was fingerpainted and have a mugshot
Lawyer offered to get me off on a CLEAR technicality and expunge it from the public record. Thanks Tony Bustamante! But I owned up, didn't fight it and let it stay.
Do not tell my parents, they'll
- spank me (oh wait they stopped doing that in 1992)
- ground me (oh wait they stopped doing that in 1995)
- guilt trip me (oh wait they stopped doing that in 1999)
- say my dog's dumb And not give my dog treats.
I can give the play-by-play next time I see you...
I have a $50 gift card to anyone who can email me a GIF of my mugshot.