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  • Yelp confession. I have a criminal record. Disturbing the peace- noise (party with a live band at my house). I was fingerpainted and have a mugshot Lawyer offered to get me off on a CLEAR technicality and expunge it from the public record. Thanks Tony Bustamante! But I owned up, didn't fight it and let it stay. Do not tell my parents, they'll - spank me (oh wait they stopped doing that in 1992) - ground me (oh wait they stopped doing that in 1995) - guilt trip me (oh wait they stopped doing that in 1999) - say my dog's dumb And not give my dog treats. I can give the play-by-play next time I see you... I have a $50 gift card to anyone who can email me a GIF of my mugshot.
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