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| - This place can't even compare to any other gym. It's hands-down the largest gym I've ever seen. I'm not even a member so I don't know if it's really fair to talk so highly about it. It's got to be at least 100,000 plus sq. footage. Slightly bigger than my apt. After a brief mixup on my tour for that day, I went through with Anne. She was very friendly and nice. AND laughed at all my jokes. Like the one where I said I recently lost 40 pounds...since birth...oh that was a good one. But back to the review. Okay. This place is so big, they have a trolley that takes you to the shoulders area from the deltoids area. I got lost so many times when I walked on my own. Ok they don't but they should. It's a massive room with top of the line equipment on the second floor. Very large free weights area with about twelve bench press areas. They have so many treadmills it's like going into a blockbuster recent release area where they have two gazillion copies--no waiting. Tons of LCD screens every where too. After walking through the machine and dumb bell area, we ventured to the actual hard court area where there were two full sized basketball courts, two racquetball courts, and two squash courts. Very nice. Then we walked over to the rock-climbing area where someone spilled about 600 drums of black licorice on the floor. By the way, did you know that black licorice is an aphrodysiac? It's true. I think "Good and Plenty's" sales have sky-rocketed. This rock climbing is bar none one of the largest this side of Yosemite! At first I thought they were bats, but when they came down, they were people.
Now on to the highlight. The pools! One lap pool on the inside, with two enormous jacuzzi hot tubs. I asked her if this was Hugh Hefner's grotto. That's how large they were. Unfortunately no women in them at that time of day. Maybe because it was 107 outside...and then the pool next to it was a gradual entry like a beach that lead to two second story water slides! inside!!! It was just too humid in there for me, so we went outside where there was this gigantic pool that was quarted off into again a lap pool, another water slide area and then a hang out pool. The only thing missing were girls dressed in togas feeding me grapes. I suggested it to Anne, she said she'll look into that for me. Lots of chaise lounge chairs strewn around. I love that word "strewn." or scattered around and then another huge jacuzzi off in the corner. BUT WAIT, we're not done! There was a cafe adjacent to the pool where you could get refreshments-didn't check if they served beer. The locker rooms were spacious with a cool locker system. The end of the tour took me to the spa, where they had full hair and coloring stations, two foot massage stations (I told her about my six inch toe nail problem), and I believe they also had a massage area that was very quiet and soothing. I believe these are all extra costs. Though I didn't ask. And then she showed me a full sized cafe with refreshments. It was nicely laid out. The only caveat, is the price. It's kind of pricey at $90 a month, and an administration fee which is pricey, but they do offer a month to month contract with a 30 day money back guarantee. I did offer them some SCRIBULZ but still waiting on that deal. If you can afford the price, it's a no brainer. And no I don't work for them. You really have to check it out for yourself. This is a very upscale place, great service, most every one was cordial, and polite. Extremely clean too. This place is totally kid-friendly. I haven't joined yet, I told her not until they offer the six-pack tanning spray package.
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