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| - The better half surprised me with a trip to Vegas and tickets to this. You see, I am pretty sure I am Elvis and even though I was a child when he died, I feel fairly certainly his spirit headed west from Memphis and found a new home in me way back in the 70s. Yes, I own my own Elvis outfit, but I only wear it once a year. Can you guess the holiday?
There is something very alluring about the fat, Quaalude Elvis of the 70s, shooting a gun at his tv and so popular he toured and just covered everyone else's songs because he was too hopped up to write new ones. True, it didn't really end well for him, dying in his early forties while in the can...
Anyway, my thoughtful wife surprised me with this trip. The show was good, but not the greatest Cirque I have seen. But if you like Elvis music, you will have a good time.
Thank you. Thank you very much. You're beautiful...
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