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  • hmm...how fitting that this review is #69. unlike the position, this place isn't that enjoyable. we came here on a saturday night for my buddy's bachelor party and what a HUGE disappointment. i really don't know what to say other than beauty is in the eye of the beholder and everybody has different tastes. with that said lets yelp! you should know that this is a non-nude strip club meaning only topless. it has the standard strip club offerings (overly friendly ladies, big mafia type bouncers, lap dances, over priced drinks, vip room, dj, music, sexual repressed guys blowing their cash & other stuff, stained chairs, etc). but from my understanding, this place is more known as an after hours club where it becomes a strip/dance club. i didn't test this theory since i didn't stay long enough to find out but if you do good for you! the first thing that i notice when we walked in was all the belly that was showing and not in a good way. no firm stomach or six pack (i'll even take a 4 pack). more like the 1st trimester or bloated stomach syndrome (think malnourished ethiopian kids but not as bad). you would think that the ladies in the profession would take better care of themselves. for some bizarre reason i wanted to buy the p90x program for these ladies. the second thing i noticed was a good portion of these ladies would best be described as renaissance. there was only a handful of ladies that would be described as tone or slim. however as the night progressed, i did noticed that there were more ladies on the floor and they were getting thinner and better looking (and it wasn't a case of beer goggles either). even though this place isn't for me i still gave it two stars. 1 star for keeping the man of the hour entertained. the 2nd star is for the music.
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