Why do you smell so good...but feed me such mediocre waffles.
I feel like I should like you.
We've been acquitted for so many years...
You have ice cream. ..But it's hard to screw up ice cream.
I keep eating at your establishment because people keep asking me to go.
I'm just being polite.
I'll just smile and eat my cake.
We'll pretend you are actually a good dessert cafe, even though you are usually a last resort when there is no other dessert cafe around.