5 stars for the room. I think it kicks ass. Love the glass. Love the av ant Gard holiday garb. Sparse modern decor makes me smile. Patio is fan freakin tastic.
3 stars for the food. Average, right? C'mon really? Water chestnuts, wrapped in bacon with a side of honey? Not a honey sauce, but honey? Oh honey, pahhllleeeze. The average chicken sandwich. Average. Average. Average.
2 stars for the service. OK. We know you're pretty. We know you never look your guests in the eyes, cuz you're busy cruising for a quickie in the restroom (5 stars for the johns....I've heard they're good for quickies...somebody told me...yea, that's right, somebody told me!) You don't know your grigios from noirs. And you think arugula is one of the Spice Girls.
Uggggh.
4 stars for the martinis. You give "fill it to the rim with brim" a whole new twist. Not so full it's half spilled on the servers hand and the stem of the glass, however. Even though I will lick 'em both clean to get my dollar's worth.
You do the math...3 stars, right?