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| - Once upon a time, upon leaving the Back Alley late at night, we were craving junk food. I had perhaps slightly overindulged, as apparently the only words that left my mouth from that point on were "BACONATOR!!!!!!", a burger which I had previously derided as disgustingly unhealthy but in my heart of hearts desired. It was just burger, cheese, mayo and bacon. So terrible, yet so tempting.
Apparently, upon being handed my burger, all words ceased and we ate some of it in the parking lot until heading home. I also apparently got bacon in my friends car. He is a vegetarian. Oops. :(
So I propose: this Wendy's, being open late and home to a lot of baconators, is evil. Super evil, and I am innocent of baconating.
... I still dream of that burger, but I must never eat it again.
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