Is this a joke? Am I being punked?! This tastes NOTHING like Chicago deep dish. It literally tastes like Di Giorno's frozen pizza. Maybe that's why it takes so long to cook, they have to go fetch it from the grocery store. The garlic parmesan fries took forever to come out as an appetizer and when it did, they were limp and soggy, sad and uninspired. Parking is ridiculous as well. Service was ok, a little overbearing for my taste. What a waste of a palate. Scratch this one off my list!