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| - Was at home, craving "The Greek" burger. Jumped in my car and drove the five miles to Hopdoddy, sat at the bar, declined the menu the bartender offered me because I already knew what I was having. "I'm having The Greek," I proclaimed! His face shifted to a look of sadness as he informed me they no longer have the item on their menu, but maybe I'd want to try something else?
What the shit??
I begrudgingly took back the menu, simmering. I didn't come all that way for "something else." Oh hey, look ... they revamped their whole menu. They got rid of the eye-catching design of their previous menu, with the unique fonts for each burger. They've switched to a HORRIBLE two column format. No, seriously ... the format of your new menu is not the one you want. It doesn't flow and is confusing to the eye, and ... of f*ck it. You're not going to change things because of my Yelp review. Whoever told you to change things, though, was wrong! Bad, BAD advice.
It's not my business.
Do whatcha like.
I got up and left without ordering anything; disappointed.
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