Have you ever wondered what it's like to "beat the beat up" with the cast of Jersey Shore? That is what an evening at Axis Radius is like. Pretty comical and stereotypical of the classic club scene.
Fear not! It is not all bad! Somehow if you can swim past the sea of affliction shirts and fake boobs, you can meet some great people and listen to some good music. Like most of my fellow yelpers, this place is not worth going to if you don't have VIP. I need a place to sit and converse with my fellow people who are too cool to dance with the masses. Ok, I'm going to let you in on a secret. The people in VIP who don't dance, can't dance. Myself included. I have the grace and elegance on the floor of Elaine from Seinfeld. Spastic and off beat.
The drinks are pretty good, but beware of opening tabs. Axis Radius will rob your bank account if they could.
But to my fellow yelpers...Go, be free, and dance the night away!