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| - I'm writing this spiteful review as I travel from this place. Wow. What a waste TL;DR- tasteless overpriced food provided by careless people.
Out in the area, and trying to take care of some stuff. Hungry, and having muscle, I need protein. For being a "healthful" place, they don't have their food labeled for what is what. What's vegetarian? What's vegan? What's whatever the trend of the day is?
So found what looked the least gross. To note, I am at 10 months being animal free. I'm not new to this lifestyle, and pretty easily eat at most places. So I ask about "Peyton's Protein Wrap." How much protein? The guy playing with his phone didn't know. The guy sweeping didn't know, "Like, nutrition stuff? We don't know that."
Okie dokie. So I get a "Protein Muffin" as well.
14 dollars. Fourteen. Dollars.
Asking what the "side varies" is, they suggested the Kale Salad. When I ordered my main dish with no onions, clearly they didn't take the hint I don't like onions. Because their is more onion than anything else. It is onion with green pieces. So, spit that out pretty quickly.
Was the main meal any better? The first half was bland. The "seasoned beans" are seasoned with anti bean flavoring. So a good job making the beans not taste like beans (seriously; I don't like beans). The taste was replaced with mush. No taste. So I got a hint of tomato, and warm mush for the first half. The second half gave me a special treat!
I hate peppers. Peppers and onions make my stomach turn. No peppers on the menu. . . But I assume they didn't clean where they make wraps, and that's how pepper got into my wrap.
So that was spit out. I washed it down with a tasteless $4 muffin. Wow, did I waste $14. I should have gotten a salad at McDonald's and some bags of peanuts.
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