Maestro's Third Review (sung to "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"):
Petland, you are so pricey,
Greenies are cheaper elsewhere.
Same for my freeze-dried chicken,
Ditto for all your knitwear.
All of your funky squeak toys,
Don't last long when in my care.
Terriers need cool, strong toys,
And toys safe for pets' welfare.
But when it is cold outside,
I like to go there.
Because I can roam around,
When outside is icy bound.
If you need to get basics,
Petland has lots on their shelfs.
If you want cool and cheap stuff,
Then you should go somewhere else!