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| - I know different cultures have certain ways to greet people but this one was new for me. The employee gave me a perpetual armpit scratch. Let's just say I did not return the hello. However, I did start giving a big smile when I saw all the bagels. I'm glad these bagels did not have personalities like they did in the movie, 'Sausage Party.' That was plenty Orthodox Jew for one sitting; have you guys seen it?
Anyway back to me smiling, my friends say I'm a nice (and happy) guy, with a happy heart. I usually respond, how in the heck can you have a happy heart? Doesn't make any sense, then they quickly take back what they said about liking me. Sooo, I think Panera bread is cool and should have considered calling itself something else, like, 'bread' or 'bagel' or 'bagel land.' I'm being told by Yelp there's a yelposphere, and I'm immediately in a bad mood. I don't like puns, they're not punny.
Okay, I should start making sense now. I think Panera nails the importance of a nice restaurant. The quality of food, price, and the yelposphere are all on point. I frequent here often. Good chips. See ya guys.
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