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?In A Sentence
Absurdly poor excuse for television news or as an accurate social media aggregator of relevant news stories.
Quick Review
+ N/A. Wait ... no. Sometimes they provide comic relief. It certainly is not when they are trying to be funny though. It's more of a laughing at them, not with them situation.
- They do not report news that are important for people to be informed about. When they do -- on error -- they do with an ideological bent that is as clear as Caribbean water.
- They don't even possess the decency to act like journalists most of the time.
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Truly trash.
In fact, this laughable excuse for a television station -- one that is supposed to report news -- undoubtedly does more harm than good in this community. It should be noted that studies have found that viewers of the master Fox News are dumber (misinformed, which is more dangerous than uninformed) than those that rely on other outlets or even those that do not watch anything, or only satirical news. I digress.
Fox News 5 are basically annoying yuk-yuk-yuk morning radio DJ's who are trying way too hard to be funny. They don't have the horns, bells, and other sound effects; however, they might as well. Apparently, they have no actual news to report. *sounds horn, *prompts obnoxiously fake laugh track.
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Firsthand customer experiences
'No check-in? How dare you! I'll remove this review at once!' - Yelp HQ employee
I did not visit the studio. I did not get trespassed from the Henderson studio. I have watched their stupid programme though. I have scrolled passed the dumb ass stories they post on their website that end up on social media networks that they keep the comment areas nice and spiffy clean by removing all dissident voice.
They publish a story about X restaurant. You state that X restaurant has been shown to do such-and-such and even cite it with master mother Fox News as the source, they will still delete one's contribution, even if you didn't even fucking use any goddamn fucking expletives as you should have. Fucking imbeciles.
Pro Tip: just avoid the aggravation and don't watch and don't try to educate their viewers/readers. Lost cause.
Yuk-yuk-yuk! *cue goofy sound.
Why is television news even still a thing? Isn't the median age of viewers sexagenarians anyway? Dying out on the daily. That is a fact: as cold and hard as they come.
It doesn't help that these clowns cannot report actual news in a serious and responsible manner, as one should expect from journalists.
Final Word
Fox 5 sucks.
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Rating: One-star, "Meh. I've experienced better."
In Memoriam
Actual Journalism
(Date Unk. - 1986 C.E.)
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