What is the saddest thing, lie bot*?
It's your two best friends hating birthday cake and loving poutine, and ordering five orders of takeout poutine, so that you may create a marvellous poutine cake for your 30 house party guests.
And walking down to place the order, and then walking back down 25 minutes later to pick up the order and then walking back home to unload the order and unpacking the bags and lining all the boxes up on the table and sticking all the candles and sparklers in and then creating a huge scene and gathering everyone around the table and SURPRISE HAPPY POUTINE CAKE-ALTERNATIVE, EVERYONE, WOW DIG IN! and then everyone dives in with the forks and has served themselves and it suddenly becomes apparent there is NO GRAVY and the gravy had been forgotten.
That is the saddest thing lie bot. That is the saddest thing.
(*see Achewood.)