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  • wow.I am so annoyed that I ended up here. wanted something quick, a double bacon cheese burger, or something. 1. home made menu board? Only burger listed is single 1/4 pounder. there are pictures that presumable ended up there after owners kids made the menu. they show a burger with an onion ring, and one with pastrami. they are thumbtacked to the wall. 2. it appears that 100's of people have been smearing burger grease all over every piece of glass in the place, and then someone brings in a gaggle of dogs to smear their noses on the glass. 3. The tables were all dirty, it was 4 or 5 oclock on a tuesday. we were alone with the exception of a customer that arrived while we were eating. we had to carefully check the tops of each table till we found one without ketchup or fry sauce smeared over the table. 4. the food is not good, I didnt get a bacon double cheese burger because there wasnt one on the menu. foot long coney dog...mustard and ketchup. I asked for onions and got onions cut in circles, for a burger. I got the onion rings. meh..they are the super huge ones that are cool to look at but are crazy annoying to try to eat. they would have been better if they had been seasoned at all. by the time they hit the table, seasonings wouldnt stick (there is some deep fryer rule about this) grilled cheese....mmm this should be good, how do you screw this up. it was like toast with the cheapest, lowest grade cheese money can buy. I make them at home with generic cheese slices and they are delicious, so i didnt expect them to use kraft singles. corn dog. meh again. it was crispy on the outside and hot and chewy on inside, again, hot dog was super low grade. it didnt have any flavor. and what the hell is that weird after taste? 5. When I went to get mustard at the counter I noticed that there is a sign outlining the "fry sauce" costs and guidelines.....wtf? its fuckin ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together. the kid at the counter told me that. either way, if people like it enough to want more, give it out...thats what makes places like in and out and freddys succcessful, not being cheap assholes with ketchup and mayonnaise. 6. the kid at the counter was an ALL STAR. he was far and away the only highlight. he was super friendly, and super helpful. 7..I wanted to pull my own trigger when i left the parking lot and realized sonice was right next door. Seriously, i was so annoyed that i had eaten this sorry excuse for food from this wanna be burger/shake stand. Sonic isnt spectacular food on a normal food scale. but in comparison to ICEBERG it is delicions. I expected a lot more. I wont be back. I suggest you hit freddys or in and out for a burger, sonic for all the other things this place makes badly. If the owner is reading this, I genuinely hope you take this to heart and do a better job. You don't belong in the business if you think you are on par with the competition. Start with CLEANLINESS and then try to make fresh food that tastes good.
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