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  • My goodness. This was my first time eating here for lunch and by tradition I ordered General Tsao's chicken which is my baseline comparison for all chinese restaurants. Never order General Tsao's chicken here it's the worst I have ever eaten. It's not even General Tso's chicken. Its chicken balls with bbq sauce poured on it. BBQ sauce! Like the garlic flavoured Kraft brand you buy on sale at No Frills for $1. Why did I even eat it? I just got back and I am disgusted beyond belief. I feel terrible. I have anxiety sweats. My head in pounding. But worst of all, I feel personally insulted by the food I just ate. I noticed Chinese people eating there, but I get the feeling they modified my dish, maybe with good intentions, in order to serve me the whitest food possible. One of the balls had a fork poked into it. There was already a fork on the plate! Am I so white that I need two forks? I eat with chopsticks my friends. And half the balls had no meat in it, just fried whatever that nasty foamy goo is that is the chicken ball. To make things worse, the food on other people's plates looked and smelled so delicious. Goddamn!
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