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| - I know a girl from Chichen Itza whose name is LISA
Tries to seduce every guy that MEETS HER
She never really dates because nobody TREATS HER
Right, in the night, and their games are WEAK, SIR
When she plays hockey nobody BEATS HER
She plays tonsil hockey too if a guy PIQUES HER
Interest, but only for a few WEEKS OR
She gets bored and promptly deLETES THE
Number from her phone and flies to IBIZA
Where she takes a pill which she got from her TEACHER
Avicii thinks she's so cool he just sprung a LEAK, SIR
And he's asking Mike Posner to give back his pair of BEATS OR
He's gonna tell Mike's girlfriend that he CHEATS HER
That's the type of news that always FREAKS HER
But all this aside, to quote the girl from Chichen ITZA
The best pie in the world is from ANGELO'S PIZZA!
WHAT!
Hey, it may have taken awhile, but we got there in the end. That's what he said.
What to get: Deep Dish version of Loaded Baked Potato Pizza
What else: Just get that, please. Trust me. Just that, and please get it now
Is there a heaven or hell?: I can say with certainty there is a heaven
Where is it?!: In the arms of the Angelo's, far away from here...
Wait, that sounds like the Goo Goo Dolls: Let it slide. And I won't tell them your name.
Oh how I loved that movie. City of Angelos. It was all about this pizza. There must be an Angelo playing with my heart. Man I feel sexier than Jessica Alba in "Dark Angelo" right now. I feel like Tom Hanks in that one scene in "Angelos And Demons." I'm feeling like Angelo from Buffy The Pizza Slayer. Oooh look at me go.
Angelo's Pizza is simply one of the greatest pizzas you will ever eat. It's easily the best in Cleveland, by a distance the best in Ohio, it's probably better than any other I've had in the Midwest (sorry Chicago, still love you), and it's up there with the best of Buffalo and New York City, believe it or not.
But there's only one pizza you should get here. Some of the others are good too, maybe even really good, but only one is truly world-class and legendary. That is the deep dish Loaded Baked Potato Pizza. It's made with a garlic butter sauce instead of tomato, and has chives, bacon bits and mashed potatoes all over it. This sounds like something I would hate, and call "hipstery", and granted, they have some hipstery pizzas sometimes, but it's not really a hipster place. It's a bit of everything, but more than anything, it's a "real" Cleveland Pizzeria, a bit higher end than most, with one particularly world class pizza.
It takes a lot for me to deem some weird "Loaded Baked Potato Pizza" as one of the 5 best in the country. In fact, it's very out of character for me. But that's how good it is. Just make sure you try it hot, and make sure you come hungry. You can't get it by the slice, so get a small if you're by yourself. It's worth it.
The waitresses here are pretty stunning too. But not nearly as stunning as the taste of that pizza. Not that I have tasted the waitresses (or waiters). And even if I had, I wouldn't tell you. But I doubt it'd be better than this pizza. You never know, though.
I know a guy and his name is ANGELO
He makes amazing pizza and he lives in a BUNGALOW
He hates comic books but he really loves MANGA DOE
And his fave song is "Copa" by Barry MANILOW
You should see the sausage that he's packing DOWN BELOW
But on his pizza, skip the sausage, because otherwise you'll NEVER KNOW
The miracle of Deep Dish Baked Potato Pizza - NOW YA KNOW
That Ohio's best pizza is the DDBPP at ANGELO'S
WHAT!
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