Have you ever been up late at night, restless, wondering "what would Asian food made by Rush Limbaugh taste like"?
Wonder no more: visit Spring Rolls, where the melting pot of ethnic cuisine is a big ugly deep fryer.
Actually, take the $60 you were going to spend on dinner at Spring Rolls and use half of it for twice the food at the Dumpling House in Chinatown. You can use the rest of your money to pay some chump off the street $30 to eat at Spring Rolls while you laugh at them. AND YOU WILL LAUGH.