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  • Atmosphere was pretty decent. Hip. DJ was good. But the real zinger... pretty sure I'm in love with the Asian GoGo dancer, let's call her 'Ninja', cuz I have no idea what her name is... all I know is, I want to marry her and make ten babies with her. So everything else is inconsequential to that, but I'll tell you, because of Ninja and her samurai posse, it's kind of a weird vibe at the bar.. like a bunch of creepy 50 year olds there, acting like it's some sort of pseudo strip club. But I like to think that Ninja is just a little Pokemon on the wrong side of life, dancing her way to a better life, and karate chopping her way into my heart. So after Ninja's crew gets done, all those creepers leave, and it's super easy to get a drink. So it's like some sort of heart-wrenching catch 22... as I love Ninja with my soul, I do enjoy tasty and efficient drinks! So the only thing that I could say negatively, is that I ordered 3 drinks for myself, my buddy and his wife, but the bar turned the lights on literally immediately after I took them to the table, and then kicked us out pretty much right away. So, the cost of 3 drinks for everlasting love??? I think it might be worth it.. Ninja, you ginzu'd my heart.
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