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  • Welcome to the Monastery, gateway to Apache Junction's teeth-optional singles scene, absolutely FLABulous. A true nadir experience. Check you expectations of service or food quality at the door. Synopis: - Service - Terrible - Food Quality - Far worse than the Service *You've been warned* This a place where they allow you to grill your own food. And! I should def have opted for my own cooking skills, for the love of God. On my way in I saw the manager or owner at the bar and said: "It's been a couple years since I've been in, are we cooking our own food or ordering these days?" He said it would be faster to take a seat and order from a server. Bad advice. 10 minutes until the server arrived at our table. She was astonishingly gruff and impersonal. 10 more minutes until our drinks arrived and we had an opportunity to place our food order. Throughout our wait, we watched our server transform as she frequently danced with other patrons 2-3 minutes at a time. As she left the dance floor, we all took turns attempting to catch her attention for drink refills. 50 minutes later Server McGruff arrived with our cold food. The appetizers came with the meals... cold. So, again, everyone's food was COLD... perhaps a side effect of the dancing. Never got the second beer I ordered. My wings arrived with sauce that appeared to have been cut with water. They were the sauce would not stick to the wings and pooled at the bottom of the bowl. No additional amount of re-tossing in the bowl helped. The sauce was definitely watered down. Dear God. My burger was beyond well done. It had been ordered medium. It had a curled desiccated look. I ate it. It was as dry as it looked. We all struggled through our meals. Were all famished. And it had become a running joke of Just How Bad Can This Experience Get? We were ALL disappointed. The server received a 10% tip off the pretax amount of the check. I'm still angry with myself for rewarding our Happy-on-the-Dance-Floor-Irritated-to-be-Serving-Us server. In the past I have recommended organizational celebrations from my work take place here. Definitely rethinking that now.
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