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  • I've heard of float spas and wanted to try one, but the cost was always the issue. For $79 an hour, it should be on par with a typical massage. I should walk out feeling refreshed, and perhaps a little "jello-y" from the experience. Float Spa? Not so much. I scored a Groupon for I think $39 for a hour. The True Rest Float Spa is fairly new, but its part of a chain so it is very professional. As a new-comer to floating, I had to watch a video explaining what to expect and how to properly enjoy the float. The video goes through the history and theory of this therapy, but unfortunately shows one of the early researchers in this field being interviewed; which was OK except that he's wearing a coon-skin cap, just like Davey Crockett. Immediately my brain went from casual acceptance to "this guy is a loon". The facility is clean, very new and well appointed. After showering and getting into the pod I tried all the tricks they explained in the video about how to relax and get my Beta brain waves to come into sync or whatever mumbo-jumbo they had on the video. Nothing worked. The good news is that you're soaking in a tub of highly concentrated Epsom salts, so whatever they did to your grandma's feet when she soaked them, you're getting the full body treatment. My hour was up, I got out and showered the salt off as instructed. That was it. I could have used the Oxygen bar they offered, but didn't like the idea of getting plumbed up with a nasal cannula, looking like I'm getting set up for a colonoscopy. Walking out was just like walking in, just a bit cleaner. I wasn't prepared to part with the money to explore this further especially after not feeling anymore relaxed as when I went it. Unless they have a real smoking deal (4 sessions, less than $100) I won't be back.
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