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| - Wow, quite an adventure. Had I seen previous posts and pictures of the infamous "bathroom from hell" I might not have come, but then my kids might have missed out on some fun.
When you first pull up, you ask yourself, "Is this really the right place?" and then you ask "Where the hell am I supposed to park?". It's an old warehouse with limited parking, we veered around some broken glass by a dumpster and parked at the side of the building. The front has a banner and no real dedicated sign. The front door glass was cracked and I was almost scared that A) the building was abandoned and recently vandalized or B) when I opened the front door, the glass would shatter.
The front desk attendant was super friendly and happy to see us. Asked if we had a Groupon (no, but that's where we heard about you). $16 for one round for two adults (kids under 5 are free - why? because they are completely uncoordinated and taking toddlers to play mini golf can steal your patience and your soul).
Yes, it's all very homemade and cheesey with all the 3D paint. Yes, the 3D glasses will keep falling off your face. Yes, you will take off the glasses anyway because it's impossible to mini golf in the dark with black lights. No I was not brave enough to use the restroom (we used the dumpster -lol - just my kids, not me-keepin' it classy).
My kids thought it was awesome;they loved the aliens, golfing in the dark and the glasses. Me not so much. The 3D tunnel was out of order and they are in the process of updating/adding 9 more holes. The attendant said she would be happy to give us a free round another day if we wanted, which was thoughtful. I give it 3 stars because my kids had a blast. Adults will likely be disappointed.
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