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| - I really hate writing bad reviews. I try to be fair and see the positive side of most things, but this place is just bad. Slow service, tasteless food, and overpriced.
I've come here three times total and every single time the service has been so slow it's comical. Now that I sit here and actually think about this past Sunday's interaction, it resembles a Portlandia skit minus the millennial hipster ego.
My fiancée and I ordered two of the same bagel sandwiches, but mine with sausage and hers with bacon. Shortly after ordering, we paid, sat down and watched three more couples walk in and do the same thing. After about 15 minutes of conversation and smartphone gazing, we both started to look at the time and realized we're still waiting on two basic bagel breakfast sandwiches, "Order up!" we look up only to see the couple who came in immediately after us get there bagel sandwiches. Ok, maybe their order was just bagels and cream cheese? Then another couple gets called, they grab their food and leave, then another few minutes pass by and few a more customers get their food.
My fiancé walks up to the counter and asked about our food and also mentions that last three people had all come in after us, "No, no, they were here before you" Is what she's told, "Umm... no that's not true, but is our order almost ready?" "just a few more minutes". After about ten more minutes, our order is finally ready.
Two bagel sandwiches took over thirty-minutes and the best part is that both of our orders were wrong, no sausage for me and only one slice of bacon on my sandwich, my fiancé didn't get any bacon, they put hers in a separate piece of foil and then put it on top of the bagels, whaaa?
See the pic of the bagel I waited thirty minutes for, derp.
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