So you're feeling kinda depressed and you just want to self-medicate without too much damage to your wallet and you totally don't give a shit about fancy add-ons like 'décor', 'ambience' or 'service' and all you need to get your quote unquote spirits up is a few $8 double Wild Turkeys and some Nirvana Unplugged on the jukebox while you kick everyone's ass on the lone pool table in the back and then the cute little ESL bartender chick who's been taking covert selfies all night surprises you with the remote so you can turn the TV to America's Funniest Home Videos and a local drunk decides to buy you and your friend a round and you realize you may have just discovered the world's most perfect dive bar.