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| - I went because of the novelty and hype. I've even had out-of-towners ask for this place specifically. I found that people over 350 lbs. eat for free, and now I have a new goal. The burger was OK, and the unlimited fries were a nice touch. I can see why this place gets so much press. Now for the big 3:
Service: kind of sad. The waitress seemed like she was put out to help us with our order, and she was often missing. For example, I'd finished my soda, and waited over 5 mins. before she realized I was ready for more. She never seemed happy to be there, regardless of the skimpy outfit she was dressed in. Please don't expect playful or pleasing conversation from the wait staff.
Price: It was 150% of what I expected. A 1/2 lb. burger's avg. retail price is like, $5, and this is definitely more. This alone will keep me from intentionally coming back, although, for the kitch of the place, I may bring out-of-towners. It's definitely a once-in-a-lifetime experience. (double-down on the once part)
Taste: It's a good burger. Nothing notable, exciting, or overwhelming. It's what you'd expect from a flat grill.
In the end, this place lives up to the hype. It's cool to go once to say that you've been there. The prices are too high for this to be a place for a regular customer base, so take pleasure in visiting this during your one time. If you're over 350 lbs., then their pricing makes this the coolest place ever, for as long as your physicians will allow you to go.
Viva la Heart Attack Grill!
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