Mojo! Hello! Could you please order extras of the plain mochi so you're not out of it EVERY TIME I COME IN??? Don't make me settle for strawberry-flavored.
And also, please fix the handles or put up a sign telling people to push the handles all the way into the off position so all of the good flavors don't melt and leave me with a gigantic cup full of gloppy goop.
OK, of course you know I'll continue to come and spend six bucks a pop for your product, but don't expect me to be all polite about it...