From the first day, I treated her like no other.
I lovingly washed her.
Wheeled her outside twice a week.
And, when she fell, I was quick to pick her up and clean her off.
Then some miserable fuckstick of humanity stole her...right out from underneath me.
I called the City of Scottsdale and reported her missing.
They said they would have a new garbage container out to me in two days.
I won't let this one out of my sight.
Not ever again.
Five stars, Scottsdale.