If you're not a smoker, be prepared to get smoked. I don't smoke but don't mind it too much, but for some reason, there was a lot of smoke the night I came.
But that's Vegas right? So let's get down to business. Seamless is a nightclub but it's also a strip joint. How many strip joints are nightclubs and how many nightclubs are strip joints? I think there's only one and that's Seamless.
If that's not what you're into, then stop bitchin'. If you got dragged into this place, get the hell out. If you think the strippers are ugly, ask for a refund. Cheap bastards like me hate paying cover for strip joints because you always feel like you're getting ripped off - especially when you're getting a lousy lap dance.
But on the other hand, why are you in the strip joint in the first place? You got there somehow, so you might as well suck it up and try to have fun. Otherwise, you're just bitchin'.