Hot damn I love Hanny's!
When I originally moved downtown - this was one of those spots I was uber excited to be near! Let's be honest, $5 vodka martini's all day every day would win me over pretty much anywhere - the fact that they're actually delicious is an added bonus! I also love that they unapologetically (is that even a word) stay open and serve food late every night of the week - a rarity in the downtown area!
Don't get me wrong - their food is top notch as well. If you love salty cured meats the way I do, order anything with prosciutto (or hell - just get some of it by itself on a plate - yum-o!). I've admittedly tasted pretty much every pizza they have and you really can't go wrong. I'm a particular fan of the Martini pizza (I know - shocker) they have on Sunday's and some special weeknights. My bestie swears by their asparagus with fried egg. I also looooove the pork milanese - the onion strings and clarified butter really make it top notch!
Obviously this place is quirky - if you're not familiar with the bathroom situation you're in for a silly treat - I recommend getting that sorted out before having too many martini's. The elevator shaft is pleasantly nauseating. During the holidays they have beautifully bizarre Christmas trees (this past year it was made of martini glasses), and despite the picture of the dolls downstairs, I've never ventured down there because I'm too chicken.
Cheers to staying blissfully drunk and well fed!