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| - Extremely underwhelming. Let me first start off by saying that my boyfriend and I decided to head to Flavor Town solely as the punchline of a joke... In no way did I expect the entire experience to be a joke.
We came towards the end of the night, so as we were seated, we were given a late night menu - which is fine. Lots of places do that. There were a few not-very-different things you could choose from, including a drink menu. By "not-very-different," I mean maybe 3 different burgers, 2 different kinds of wings, something called "Vegas Fries"... Not a whole lot of variety, which surprised me. So, my boyfriend went with an $18 bacon burger (can't remember the name) and I got the "Vegas Fries" for $13 - which was the cheapest thing on the menu, mind you... My only thought was, "Well, this sh*t better be good."
Boy, was I wrong. My boyfriend said his burger was okay. Nothing special and definitely not worth $18. The "Vegas Fries" were also lackluster. They should change the description to something a little more fitting, something like "Potato wedge spirals drenched in buffalo sauce and warm bleu cheese. No, seriously, DRENCHED. So sopping wet that these weird fries will fall apart in minutes if you don't eat them NOW." They were just plain gross. And there's no way anyone could eat the amount they give you. It's like 10 f***ing lb. of spicy mush potatoes. So unnecessary.
On top of that, the service was spotty. We were helped by like, 3 different people because our waitress decided to giggle on her phone RIGHT BEHIND US. I really do not care if I see someone on their phone, please just do your job in the meantime... but that was absolutely ridiculous.
The one redeeming quality of this place is the decor. So corny, so meme-worthy. You couldn't take 10 steps without seeing Guy Fieri's big, red face. The patio area was nice despite it being 110 degrees at 11:00 PM. Woulda been cool to feel misters or something. Oh well. Don't care. Will not be coming back.
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