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| - Come all come all to the world-famous glorious Glory Hole Doughnuts! Come inside this cute little Parkdale spot, and savour the available variety of fresh never-before-seen fun and creative doughnut ideas that are as cheeky as its name!
Whoa, witness how the doughnuts are pillow-fluffy, perky and big, alright. Get this: you can get one yeast doughnut, which is the size of about two average Tim Horton's or Krispy Kreme donuts, for the price of almost four Tim's or Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Ain't that nuts?
For the main act, treat yourself to a bite! Watch as the glaze stays miraculously solid days after it came out of the kitchen! Drool over the accurate flavours of the S'mores or the juicy blast of the orange cranberry jelly. Cinnamon toast crunch? That sounds fun! Feast your disappointment on the muted flavours of the London Fog--I had cheap watery Tim Hortons tea that packed more taste than that doughnut!
Now try this at home folks: leave the goodies in the box, throw a stack of paper towels or newspaper sheets under, and watch as the oil soak through every layer like toxic sludge. Gree-gree-greasy!
In all seriousness though, Glory Hole Doughnuts was a fun whimsical experience, even if only for the once-only novelty of investigating this far-out and much-talked-about shop, with the main motivation of coming back being trying other flavours in their rotation. Fun doughnut ideas indeed, but some were hits, some turned out to be duds, and the staff were pretty nice folks.
{TTC: use the good 'ol Queen streetcar to Sorauren Ave}
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