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| - Having spent a good chunk of my life in Maui and Oahu, I know a thing or two about Hawaiian food and this is not it. This place is an epic failure, a chemical warfare assault on your taste buds. I've never had Hawaiian food taste like this or taste this bad in my life. It was like the owner went to a Hawaiian restaurant once and then said, "You know what, I could make this," and then set out to make everything from their Alzheimer riddled memory banks.
Typical "plate lunch" style foods should have a main dish, served with "two scoop rice 1 scoop mac salad" and this fit that requirement, but execution was terrible at best. I tried the bbq ribs, which should have been moist, sweet and savory and were instead oily and bland, served with rice, which was Sahara dry and should have been a bit sticky, and the mac salad, which should have been creamy and slightly sweet and was instead inedible. My partner had similar issues with their over fried Mahi Mahi plate and the strange and random array of sauces that accompanied her dish.
I'm not sure anyone could convince me to try this place again as I can't imagine wanting to subject myself to this monstrosity.
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