I knew I should have stayed at Holiday Inn Express. There are some okay things about the hotel like bed and pillows are fairly comfy, but overall it is dated and dingy feeling. There is pink and black mold growing on the caulk all around the shower, where a cheap coverup to whatever tile or bathroom wall was there before. There were also small black hairs on my towels.
I did check for bed bugs and fortunately saw no evidence of that. Last notable thing to mention is my TV didn't work, but it was too late and I was too tired to deal with it.