| rev:text
| - If you are bored and nothing else is open (or the other places are empty) then definitely stop by this place. It usually has people at it when every other place in the area is dead. A lot of local AZ people love this place and there always seems to be people here. A warning though, there is absolutely nothing Martini about this place and even less Ranchy. I have no clue where they get the name. From my experience, the downstairs area usually has some type of indy, pop, rock, grunge,goth, S&M, group playing their specific sub-genera of music (it is always something slightly weird and uncomfortable), while the upstairs (through the mini court yard) usually has pop and dance music playing, while stripper school dropout--go-go dancers--awkwardly walk around poles on mini stages. This is definitely not a place where people regularly drink martinis though. I would say that the place is quite dirty but I would not call it a ranch. It should probably be called "weird on one side and fake strippers on the other," or something to that effect. The people are cool though and the staff is generally amicable.
|