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| - My friends and I decided to attend the New Orleans brunch this morning in hopes of semi reliving New Orleans experiences, awesome city btw. This brunch was trash. I could have walked back to the kitchen and prepared a better meal. Drinks took 30 min as there was no bartender and the waitress did not know how to make our drinks...
The place was empty but the room was filled with law and order mister Rogers elevator jazz. Not sure if anyone at this restaurant has ever been to the big easy, but clearly not judging by the music and food.
I'm still sitting here questioning if I'll eat again today with the over cooked rubbery Walmart barbecue turd shrimp in my belly. The best part was soaking up turd water with my French baguette jk a piece of toast!
Probably the best thing I ordered was the cheese curds, which were only half burnt and were deliciously dunked in some sort of sour cream sauce labeled as ranch. How do you mess that up? This is Wisconsin! Lol
My gf ordered the eggs Benedict, apparently the chef forgot to toast the out of the freezer English muffin, Michelin star choice. Also the poached eggs were completely boiled through, no yolk, and topped with a baby tear of hollandaise sauce, spectacular.
My favorite part was leaving and laughing.
Suggestion, fire your staff, hire real chefs, and step up your game. McDonald's has a better breakfast.
Do better
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