My wife picked up orders of lamb and chicken vindaloo and naan. The vindaloo was supposed to be level 8 of 10 for heat, it was so bland I would say it was actually level 0. The naan was very dry and did not even hold together, it was like bread particle board.
Not a good meal, but it wasn't over. 8 hrs later I began to have the most violent episode of food poisoning I have experienced in 45 years. 12 hours of projectile fluids coming out both ends. I am lucky I was the only one in my family eating the Curry Bowl fare. I will never go near the place again. But hey, at least it was too expensive.