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| - Absolute worst restaurant I've ever been too, if you want to even call it a restaurant. I'm happy to provide an honest review...not sure what kind of crack the other positive reviewers were smoking.
I knew this was a dive, hole in the wall, traditional fair type of placing going in, but certainly didn't expect what I encountered..I was attending a party or I would have ran out the door.
One positive thing, the owner Alex was nice and hospitable and trying to keep tradition alive, but nice doesn't excuse filth. Bathroom squaler. Toilet paper has 1 inch dust and dirt on it.
It's one small room with a table, family style..okay, that would be okay. Thick dust on everything, cob webs, tons of flys, hot and muggy, dusty decor, tablecloth was a $1 plastic cover that has probably been reused well over 50 times, holes, and literal dirt, hair, old food dried up..I am not exaggerating! I can't even believe they wouldn't put a clean cloth on table with a new party. The dishes were disgusting, had to clean the glasses with the pitcher of water..probably bacteria laden. I'm guessing I'll be sick tomorrow.
I personally didn't think the food was good, but not sure if maybe it was in fact traditional..but not good or worth the money. Some type of crap bread, the meat super cheap cuts, halushki okay, but hard to mess up noodles..dessert was same as app bread but with powder sugar, gross.
I feel so ripped off and pissed, I am truly the dumbass for eating here..but didn't want to be rude and leave my friends party..This place is just comical, can't even believe it is in business..no way do they pass health codes, NO WAY.
I get kitchy, I get nieche, but this is just not worth it. Trust me.
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