We need a Fascinations REAL BAD here in the Bay Area.
Tell me this doesn't sound tempting, SJ:
*A warehouse-sized selection of quality pr0n with two-for-one rentals every Sunday.
*Floor to (practically) ceiling selection of lubes, specialty toys and "edibles"
*A whole boutique-sized "dungeon" room with leather, paddles, poles and sex swings
*A virtual library of books from "101level" to "It's-Okay-I-Do-It-Too"
*Another boutique-sized collection of role-play costumes, shoes and accessories
want more?
*Friendly and knowledgeable staff
*Confidentiality with every purchase or rental (no card-carrying required)
*Competitive prices
*Quality sale items
*Easy to find
*If you can't find it here, it's probably better that you don't have it