A lot has already been said about Hot Beans, so I'll keep this short. The Beans are indeed Hot. There is no false advertising here. Not exactly spicy-hot, but warm-hot. But still a completely appropriate title. A more appropriate title however would have been Hot-Delicious-Filling-Vegan-Beans-Jackfruit-TVP-Lentils-Burritos-Tacos-Nachos-and-Doughnuts. I'm really surprised they didn't go with that.