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Two (2) double Makers and Coke. $52. HA. Christian and I laughed it off. Welcome to Vega$. Thankfully we prepartied in room 12069. This is your biggest tip. Preparty. Preparty. Preparty. Preparty. Don't come here sober. Never come here sober.
Obligatory girls dancing suggestively and groping each other on various stages. Good times. Welcome to Sin City.
I was asked once, "Hey do you work here?" I looked at her. "Where's the bathroom?" "Follow that wall." "Thanks Sir!" HA Do I look like I work in a club?
Another dude/staff was cleaning up glasses, I tapped him to walk by him, he said, "Hi. What's up?" I said, "Gogo girl #2 needs help." He took off. LOLz
Drunk girls bumping into peeps. Drinks everywhere. Spills.
Where is everyone? Hold on to my belt loop as we wade through the sardine can of peeps, boobs and ass. Interesting, that skirt sure is mini, and leaves nothing to the imagination. Where'd the girls go? Where is everyone? We'll camp out here. Lemme make the circuit. TEXT TEXT TEXT
Oh, shiz. Girls need backup. Let's go!
Shayne, i wasn't expecting you to like whiskey, just try it.
Do I hear Mylie Cyrus' Party in the USA? i'm dancing. This is a club hit? FML.
Guest lists are worthless after 11pm.
Don't piss off a waitress. Having a pair of doves tatooed on your breasts will invite comment. "I'd like to divebomb your breasts too," said the birthday boy. SECURITY! HAHA It took several, smiling 220 lb bouncers to take the 160lb dude out. Buddy, I think they agreed with you and were only saving you from her. HA
First floor. Lavo was still serving/finishing dinner after 1130pm and was filled with couches and a bar for hanging out amidst the oontz oontz of the second floor club. Far more elbow room downtstairs.
Girl, I'm gonna make you sweat. Just as the club name suggests, Lavo - wash yourself - in body sweat, friends, spilled drinks, and music.
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