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  • Looking for a gym in Cleveland, join the YMCA. It's priced similarly to this gym but is MUCH better across all axes. for Yoga, join The Studio: Cleveland. They accept donations, and you might get better bang for your buck. 5 things I dislike about this gym: 1. Unable to bring guests to try the gym, or try the gym yourself, without a $15 charge. Isn't this like the golden rule of selling gym memberships? Try before you buy? This was the first red flag towards poor/shady management. 2. They use ASF. Just look up people's experience with ASF for yourself. Using ASF basically marks any gym as bad news. Good luck exiting your contract when you want to. Another red flag. 3. Trashcan bathrooms. Talk about a poorly constructed cess-pit. These locker-rooms are TINY, the showers flood, and the floors are covered with mansweat. You can barely squeeze through without being put in an awkward situation. That being said, it is stocked with razors, towels, and Listerine. There's your +1 star. 4. Enjoy listening to Korn during your yoga sessions. Yoga takes place during Spinning classes so you get to listen to whatever they are pumping on full blast. Heather's cool though. 5. Hotel guests from ALOFT get to use the gym for free. A guy from out of town offered to give me a blowjob in the steamroom once. I did not accept, but suggested he check out the gay bar Bounce down the street for some late-night action. I have also been walked in on in the shower by other men (bears) a few times. All in all, it's your typical gym full of expensive modern equipment coupled with shady staff and practices..
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