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| - Ok so its been a week since we were in Las Vegas.
It's been awhile since i did a Freestyle.
Its been ages since I seen my Yelp buddies, so this is for all yall.
Guys trip in Las Vegas, Mayweather/Marquez weekend. Let's just say I saw more action from those guys on the strip handing out those sexy girl cards! Fight wasn't all that, but being in Vegas with my friends made the trip a great one!
to the tune of HOTEL ROOM SERVICE by Pitbull (enjoy!!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me17_uzP4Pk
I'm chillin' with my guy friends drinking in the hotel room
We forgot our girlfriends, its just us in the hotel room
Partyin' with my guy friends shirtless in the hotel room! o_O
We at the Paris, Encore, MGM Grand! (x4)
We like that crazy stuff, 2 in the morn', 1 chinky eye, that sleepy stuff
It's Vegas, and we like the HYPE
We ain't at T.I., its MGM tonite
Brought NO girls, its called a guys night, just ate at the buffet,
We look PLUMPER tonight
let me check your weight oh, you're the healthy type.
I'll have an omelet with some egg whites.
Now gamble those chips, play the tables with the flashy stuff,
let me tell you what we gon' do. 2 + 2, the dealer will beat you.
Then if you have 3 and 3, please don't double me.
And if you have 4 and 4, double down and hit no more!
I'm chillin' with my guy friends drinking in the hotel room
We forgot our girlfriends, its just us in the hotel room
Partyin' with my guy friends shirtless in the hotel room! o_O
We at the Paris, Encore, MGM Grand! (x4)
I saw Tim Duncan in the hotel lobby,
He was off to the room like vroom,
with his chick by his side,to the elevator for a ride
Up to the Penthouse like Ooo!
We a group of hotties, each others company, looking for a crowd, just to party.
SORRY girl I ain't with it, I got somebody,
In SD she's my lil shawty.
Now gimme some sweets, that tasty yummy stuff.
Ima tell you what we gon' do,
2 + 2, i'm gon' out drink you.
Then we gon' go 3 and 3,
Please don't throw up on me.
Then we gonna go 4 and 4,
we gon' drink some more!
But first...
I'm chillin' with my guy friends drinking in the hotel room
We forgot our girlfriends, its just us in the hotel room
Partyin' with my guy friends shirtless in the hotel room! o_O
We at the Paris, Encore, MGM Grand! (x4)
MGM Grand is a nice clean hotel. Its not the PALAZZO but its coo. I wouldn't mind staying there again. Honestly, its really not the hotel you stay at, its who you are with and what you make of the trip. We should have a YELP VEGAS TRIP. 5 stars to that!
SO many funny moments in Vegas, too many to mention. Here's a few that I thought was funny:
FRIEND 1: hey girl, there's an All-you-can-eat MEAT buffet at the MGM GRAND.
GIRL(a little on the fatty side):ooOO foreals!? We are so there!
FRIEND 2: you are so mean, you like to push buttons don't you!?
FRIEND 1: I was being such a jerk and she didn't even realize it!
*TEXT MESSAGE OF THE NIGHT*
"Plese healp me!! I'm by the b room"
That was sent from a buddy who had waaayy too much to drink. Tell me why he sent it to all the homies, even ones who weren't even in Vegas!!
Vegas + buddies + alkies = A DAMN GOOD TIME!!
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