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  • I dont even know where to start. The place hasnt been touched since Mike and Carol Brady were sexually active. We ventured in after 10 on a Thursday expecting a little bit of a crowd. There were 3 40 plus years old ladies line dancing. There spouses were shooting pool. There were a few single old farts watching porn. The place had the energy of a doctors waiting room. We mixed a drink with our flask and their soda. The buffet consisted of chicken ( I think) and Oreos served from Alices Tupperware. We wandered to private rooms, all empty but for an army of tissue boxes. The only attractive man was the guy at the door taking our cash donation. He seemed surprised when we left after 1/2 hour. I am sure this place was hip in the 80's but is a sad old relic.
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