If you're not vegan but you appreciate a well-made plant-based burger and décor that features clever tofu jokes and cute cartoons that aggressively question your morals, then you will LOVE this vegan burger joint that is staunchly anti-salad and famous for its cruelty-free Big Mac that actually tastes better than the ground beef version but it's not listed on the menu so you have to ask for it, which is what you did last time, so this time you're gonna try the peanut butter and 'bacon' burger because it sounds so peculiar it just might be mind-blowing and your prediction was correct because it is delicious AF and you slather on the side of jelly and take a bite and realize that you maybe shouldn't have ordered the super garlicky garlic fries because by god it is a lot of garlic but then again the menu provided fair warning so it's your own damn fault that you could be charged with attempted vampire murder because your breath is def a deadly weapon now and that's not very vegan is it.