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  • Ready to move but don't want to complete the actual process? Thinking of breaking down all of your possessions, packing everything up and then waiting for four movers and a big truck that just never shows up? If you are planning to do a dry run of a move where you don't really commit to the final stage, I have the perfect movers for you, Sun City Muscle Movers. Mr. Houston and his team will agree to your scheduled date then fail to arrive. You will call multiple times and message multiple times (from different phone numbers) and receive NO ANSWERS for about five hours. No worries because each time you listen to the voicemail message, Mr. Houston ends with, "God bless," so you can feel taken care of even while your anxiety and stress ratchet up to high levels. When you finally hear from Mr. Houston, over five hours later, he will kind of apologize, tell you a story about how he didn't really know you wanted to truly schedule his moving company that day and include his problems about "fake profiles" and people scamming him out of five moving jobs that week - all things that have no relation to YOUR situation of stress and worry. God bless! Mr. Houston will ask what he can do to make it "right." You will explain that he should be telling you what he will do to fix this as it is his responsibility, not yours. He will then tell you to call him and never offer any solution whatsoever. So, if the thought of sitting among your belongings on a Saturday morning hoping for movers to arrive but also really knowing the joke's on you, call Sun City Muscle Movers. They are the guys for the job. Learn from what should be their new tagline, "Don't lift a finger. We won't either!"
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