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| - How does Greenbush not have 500 five-star ratings? It is a doughnut shop. I would argue the best doughnut shop ever create, and it is open at 2am on Fridays and Saturdays.
What are you doing this Friday and Saturday at 1am? Because it sure as hell isn't better than eating a Greenbush doughnut, I can tell you that.
Yes, sometimes the doughnuts have a lot of sugar in them, but they Are doughnuts after all. Beautiful doughnuts. Beautiful doughnuts with a delicately crispy exterior. Just enough texture to delight and then you get to the soft, light, and perfectly cooked interior. Sometimes they are even warm, though usually not at 1am.
You will not appreciate these doughnuts, even though you tell all of your friends and family about them; even though they made you gain ten pounds. No, you will not appreciate them until you move to a land of barren, dry, cakey, awful doughnuts. It is only then that you will remember midnight stumbles to Greenbush after a night of drinking. Only then will you remember waiting for the damnable 6 bus to show up with with warm Greenbush in your hands. Greenbush was there for me when I needed doughnuts for class or work. Greenbush was there for me when I needed to stay up all night to study. Greenbush, how could you be so cruel to exist and to not follow me everywhere?
P.S. Greenbush it took me like a year to lose those pounds, how could you.
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