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  • The beau brought me here for a weekend of gluttony together...and it was. This hotel is amazing. As soon as you walk through the doors it smells fantastic (piping in tahitian vanilla) and then the flowers - TO DIE for. The lobby is beautiful. The butterflies everywhere are so amazing. Every detail has been thought about. There is something to be said for a man who has OCD and a bottomless pit of money. He knows how to make a hotel work like a Cartier mystery clock. I love that it doesn't really smell like smoke even though you can smoke in the casino. I hate smoking. Bad for you. Smell worse. It doesn't smell in Mr. Wynn's joint. Bonus points for him. The places to shop here...sweet! Cartier is always on my list of "yes I'll take that please" but wait until your back is turned so I can run out the door with it. Manolo, Cartier, Chanel, Dior...just to name a few. If you've forgotten everything but your credit card number...you'll be fine as long as you can afford it. I "accidentally" got lost on the way back from the pool I was at in the Wynn...and I think I left drool marks on the glass at some of the stores. Classy no. Necessary...no. But a girl can dream, right? We were in one of the regular suites and it was perfect. We stayed on the 28th floor and could see the pools. The only drawback is you can hear the nightclubs at night because the music is pretty loud. We didn't make it into Tryst or XS or Surrender...man those places were crowded! And the women dress like beaver city. I swear I saw more Asian beaver than you see in a cheap massage parlor. Clean it up ladies, nobody wants to see your beev. The service in the hotel was lovely. We left our "do not disturb" light on accidentally all day and came back to an unmade bed. We took it off for dinner and it was all better within an hour. Bonus!! The pools here are amazing. The adult pool is great. You can sit out there with your top off and not feel embarassed. There was some pervy dude out there with his iphone trying to take pictures. He got yelled at. That's not allowed. And that's sooooo tacky. Who wants to take pics of tits??? As if you haven't seen them before...gross. The grill down at the pool makes GREAT sammies. Get one. I had a turkey on sourdough with basil pesto, lettuce, onion and avocado. Sounds strange, but I promise you won't be disappointed. Try the white sangria...and the acai berry cocktail. Yum.
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