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| - $375 a month?! Sounds like a great deal..!! Oh wait, that's actually per week but they don't tell you that until after you've signed the dotted line. Don't pay extra for house keeping. The maid, Consuela (Yes, from Family Guy), will just keep giving you towels even when you tell her to stop. I ended up having to close the door.
The studio is great at first...but look closely. Is that a cockroach? Two? Nope. Just a colony! This place is literally a roach motel. I went through two cans of raid in this place. It's extremely filthy. At night, who needs Old Town Scottsdale or Westgate because it's poppin' at Club Legacy Suites! You got your choice of all kinds of company knocking on your door: Trannys, Drug Dealers, etc. Where do I refill my drink at, the pool?!
The pool. Let's talk about the pool...the water isn't clean. In fact, it smells like platypus urine.
I will however, point out that there IS a security team! But they're unarmed and underpaid so they will turn a blind eye...except for the fat one, aka "Tons 'O' Fun". He's a super cop.
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